Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Women's rights.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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