- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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