- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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