A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A pope meets another one

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What is white and long? A New York winter

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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