whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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A pope meets another one

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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