- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

there once was a black man who played basketball

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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