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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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