dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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a man makes a bad joke

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What is the difference?

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