What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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