- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

womans rights...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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