Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

poo

kennah campion when she talks

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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