- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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