Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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