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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What is the difference?

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Yes

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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