- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

You idiot.

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