- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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