- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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