- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A penis walks into a bar..

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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