what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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