In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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