- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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