Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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