Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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