- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Justin Bieber

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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