A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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