- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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