- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

A man walks into a vagina

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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