If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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