Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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