- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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