what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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