Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Yes

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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