- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

123 f*ck off

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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