What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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