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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

all these jokes are horrible now

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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