What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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feminism

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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