- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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