- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Who wants water? I do.

the economy.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

I love pissing people off :P

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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