- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

You had better thumbs up this post.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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