- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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