- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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