- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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