- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

alert("Hello");

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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