In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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