- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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