Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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