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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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i found waldo.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Your Mom The End.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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