What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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