What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Happy Monday!

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Maths.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

dyslexics of the world untie!

silver bullet?

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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