- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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