- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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