- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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