What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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A man penetrates another man.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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