What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Half life 3 confirmed

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Get on the boat.

Anti Joke

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