- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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