what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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