Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

why did the zebra cross the road?

Women outside of the kitchen.

I like that, but why am I happy?

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Ring Ring Hello? Click

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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