Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Man U

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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