- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

whats a joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What do black people eat? Food.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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