Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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