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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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