How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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