Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

No your aunties a joke

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

why dont they make black forks

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

2 black kids walk into school

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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