Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

God is real.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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