- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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