- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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