- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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