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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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