- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

this website is a bad joke

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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