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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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