What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Anti Joke

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