- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

knock knock come in

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Black people having a Job.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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