What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Man U

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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