- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

LeBron in the fourth quarter

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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