- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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