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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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