Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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