What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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A black man walks out of a police station

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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