- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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