- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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