- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

i dont care if you rate me or not

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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