Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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