Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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A car walks into a bar.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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