- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What is the best joke ever? 1D

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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