- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Read a Book.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

Whats funny? Your face.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

like if your cool

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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