What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

I went to work today....

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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