- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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