Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

i hate non minorities!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

All of these jokes are about white people

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Brain fart

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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