Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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