- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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